Watching:

Game of Thrones S3

Reading:

Slaughterhouse-Five

Redemption Road

Writing:

DCBB: Our Last Summer

Word Count: 45,000

Love Between The Stars

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

LOOK SUPERNATURALISTS, I WROTE YOU A SONG

Shut Up, Sam
A Denial Song

I’m saving people, hunting things
I like my gig, though it sometimes brings
some complications, but Sammy, I swear
that romance isn’t on that list
why do you insist that I insist,
for the thousandth time, there’s nothing there?

Sam, I don’t like Cas
I mean, I know he’s got a really great—
I mean no, he’s just a friend,
we work together, for God’s sake!
And yeah, he pulled me out of hell,
but he did that for you, as well.
Your point’s invalid and nothing’s gonna make
me say something that’s not true.

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

Okay, he always comes for me but—
Hey! Not like that, you pervy freak
God, Sam, what the hell is your problem?
I thought you were the mature one here.
And honestly, we’re only friends
It’s totally normal that he spends
so much time with me, anyone can see,
one look at us and it’s very clear that

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

And yeah, okay, I kept the coat
But that’s no reason for you to gloat
That wasn’t weird and anybody else would do the same.
We only stand so close together
Cause Cas doesn’t know any better
He doesn’t understand personal space and I’m not to blame.

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

I don’t know where you’re getting this, I—
No, dude, we’ve never kissed!
We look at each other all the time?
What, is eye contact now a crime?
Sam, just cut it out, goddamn
Why can’t you just understand that

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

Do, do, do, do
Our bond’s platonic
Do, do, do, do
The flirting is ironic
Do, do, do, do
We’re not in love, shut up

EDIT: Here’s a link to an mp3. You can download it by right-clicking —> save as.

I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life. This is great! 

(Source: novakian, via luciferwearsamwinchester)

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